Sunday, October 20, 2013

Slave Humor: Dave Chappelle Shooting Slave Master

"The Time Haters" (March 31, 2004)

Silky Johnston: Uh-oh, fellas! Looks as though we have company.
Slave master: What the hell are you niggers doing out here?
Silky Johnston: We are the Time Haters. We travelled all the way back through time... to call yuh a cracker.
Slave master: You better watch your mouth.
Buck Nasty: Actually you better watch your mouth white boy, before I shove these gators up your ass and show yo' insides some style.

Slave master: ENOUGH!
Beautiful: I-I can't be no slave, Silky!
Silky Johnston: Oh good gawd!
Buck Nasty: Look Silky, he done pulled out a whip.
Silky Johnston: Nice whip. This here is a pistol. Reach for the sky, honky!
Slave: Honky? HONKY?
Silky Johnston: "Honky" is a racial epithet used for white people. It was made popular by a man named George Jefferson in the 1970s. You see, he and his wife, Weezie, owned a dry-cleaning business, so they moved on up to the east side, to a deluxe apartment in the sky. They finally got a piece of the pie. Convoluted story I'll admit, but the point is this... that in the future, all black people will be FREE!
Slave: When's we gonna be free?
Silky Johnston: That is a good question my man. How about now-ish? gh

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